Medical Jokes

orthopedic joke is it broken?

"So, is it broken? Oh, sorry... I'm not allowed to say"

arthritis joke about knees

Knee joke: "That's just your knees!"

orthopedic joke give me a break

"I recommend hip replacement surgery for men who aren't as hip as they used to be."

orthopedic joke give me a break

Orthopedic doctor wish: "Gimme a break!"

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Patient to doctor: "Just a minute doc before you give anesthesia, I want to update my Facebook status to "ANAESTHETIZED"

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Patient to the doctor (Monkey Doctor): " Bananas AGAIN? You prescribe BANANAS for everything!

medication joke

Pharmacy Joke:

“Each capsule contains your medication, plus treatment for each of its side effects.”

orthopedic surgery joke

Surgery Joke:

“Nurse, get on the internet, go to SURGERY.COM, scroll down and click on the 'Are you totally lost?' icon.”

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Ortho Joke:

Doctor to patient, "Your x-ray showed a broken bone, but we fixed it in Photoshop."

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Medical Orthopedic Joke:

Jammed Knees, please pull my leg.

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Medical Joke:

"Relax. He always just warms up with the big, heavy, weighted scalpel. "

Ortho Joke of the day:
Doctor to Fred: "I'm afraid you need a brake specialist."

Orthopedic Joke:

Doctor to Patient " The new masks are designed to help patients feel more at ease..."

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Medical Joke of the day:
Doctor to the pig: "Yep, it appears you pulled a hamstring."

Orthopedic Joke:

Doctor to patient: "Surgery went well, Mr. Moore. I had a lot of fun rebuilding your knee joint."

[caption id="attachment_4040" align="aligncenter" width="348"] Doctor: "According to this, you've been having back problems."[/caption]

Thanksgiving Funny:
Doctor: "I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do... except...well, this of course.

Doctor eats the turkey leg. Thanksgiving eve.

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Have a seat, Kermit. What I'm about to tell you might come as a big shock.

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Doctor to Gingerbread Man: "Sore knee huh? Have you tried icing it?"

[caption id="attachment_3746" align="aligncenter" width="680"] medical joke 10-16-18 It is always smart to listen to your doctor. "I agree, being able to do the splits would be neat. But I'm afraid it just doesn't justify installing your new hip backwards." Thanks to Mark Anderson.[/caption]

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Tibia honest, I'll patella when I find something femur humerus.

[caption id="attachment_3747" align="aligncenter" width="800"] medical joke 9-12-18 "Mom said you threw your back out. Don't you need it anymore?"[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_3748" align="aligncenter" width="474"] medical joke 7-13-18 Famous quote "I totally regret eating healthy today." -Said, No One Ever[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_3749" align="aligncenter" width="960"] medical joke 6-7-18 We're sorry Zeus. "It's a torn rotator cuff. You can forget about throwing thunderbolts for a while."[/caption]

"It's my knee, Doctor. It's still giving me problems."

[caption id="attachment_3751" align="aligncenter" width="1024"] medical joke 4-30-18 "Have a sit Kermit! What I'm about to tell you might come as a big shock..."[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_3752" align="aligncenter" width="712"] medical joke 4-13-18 Happy Friday 13th! "Would you go in and check that patient for me?"[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_3753" align="aligncenter" width="858"] medical joke 2-26-18 It's better to exercise! "What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?"[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_3754" align="aligncenter" width="600"] medical joke 2-8-18 "Your x-ray showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with Photoshop."[/caption]