If lost, please return to the orthopedic ward.
Doctor to patient, “Your x-ray showed a broken bone, but we fixed it in photoshop.”
Medical Orthopedic Joke:
Jammed Knees, please pull my leg.
“Relax. He always just warms up with the big, heavy, weighted scalpel. “
Ortho Joke of the Day:
Doctor to patient: “Now that’s what I call a bum knee!”
Ortho Joke of the day:
Doctor to Fred: “I’m afraid you need a brake specialist.”
Orthopedic Joke of the Day:
I’m not a surgeon, but I watched a few YouTube videos. You should be fine.
Doctor to Patient ” The new masks are designed to help patients feel more at ease…”